Are you ready for the heat wave in Charlotte?
Even if you don’t enjoy the oppressive heat, here are a few good one liners just about how hot it is!
It’s so hot, all the water buffalo at the zoo evaporated.
It’s so hot, the trees are whistling for the dogs.
It’s so hot, my thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?!”
It’s so hot, you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time.
It’s so hot, I saw two trees fighting over a dog!
It’s so hot, I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.
It’s so hot – I want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.
It’s so hot, farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.
It’s so hot, I discovered that asphalt has a liquid state.
It’s so hot, I found out that my seat belt could be used as a branding iron.
It’s so hot, you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to drive your car.
It’s so hot, the best parking place is determined by the shade instead of the distance.
It’s so hot, the birds have to pick up the worms with potholders.
It’s so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
Enjoy and KEEP COOL!